I Was Robbed While Checking My Mail
I Was Robbed While Checking My Mail

Assisted by Brett Warden

A Scorpion Stung My Left Arm
A Scorpion Stung My Left Arm
A Stranger Asked Me Out on a Date
A Stranger Asked Me Out on a Date
Cutting My Own Hair Was a Disaster
Cutting My Own Hair Was a Disaster
I Hallucinated and Saw a Deer in the Wall
I Hallucinated and Saw a Deer in the Wall
I Was Escaping from Three Gunmen
I Was Escaping from Three Gunmen
We Were Zombie-Vampires Attacking an Innocent Bystander
We Were Zombie-Vampires Attacking an Innocent Bystander
I Was Waiting in Line to Meet Zooey Deschanel
I Was Waiting in Line to Meet Zooey Deschanel
Jumping Out the Window into Water to Avoid Others
Jumping Out the Window into Water to Avoid Others